Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.

Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.
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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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