When does a female deer need money? When she doesn’t have a buck.

When does a female deer need money? When she doesn’t have a buck.
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. “I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes,” he said. “No,” young woman replied, “I’m tall, brunette and have brown eyes.” “Close enough!” said the trucker.

A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. “I just know you are small, b
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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.
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They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
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