In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.

I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell “Evian” backwards!

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell “Evian” backwards!
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Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?

Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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