Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
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How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.
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What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.” Man: “What’s the charge?” Polceman: “Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service.

Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.” Man: “What’s the charge?” Polceman: “Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service.
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“And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous she is?” “No, she’s too weak t’ be dangerous anymore!”

“And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous she is?” “No, she’s too weak t’ be dangerous anymore!”
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A man was complaining to a friend. “I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “My wife found out.”

A man was complaining to a friend. “I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “My wife found out.”
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